March 2012
- what I meant to say: I have a strong emotional attachment to this character and I often find myself having moments where I want nothing more than to reach out and hold them when they go through certain situations. Allow me to explain how I feel.
- what I actually said: ASFDGHJK;LJLGFKJDSHFH;DJFHGJHL FEEEEEEEEELS /gross sobbing
my thoughts during school
- me: why
- me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
- me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
- me: whens lunch
- me: the fuck is this
- me: why are you here
- me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
- me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
- me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
- me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
- me: ugh
GIVE ME A SERIES AND I'LL TELL YOU:
❤ male:
❤ female:
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:
Call me Weasel: Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. →
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We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
the worst part of being a girl is not being able to grow a beard that looks like seneca crane’s
- mom: She's pretty
- me: His name is Heechul
- mom: She's pretty
- me: His name is Taemin
- mom: She's pretty
- me: His name is Kevin
- mom: She's pretty
- me: His name is sungjong
- mom: She's pretty
- me: Will you ever learn? HIS name is Ren !
- mom: fine! HE's really pretty
- me: .... that's amber
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”
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Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
I like how all the hot, male champions are flirting with Katniss and then Johanna rolls up...
And just fucking strips and tells Katniss she wants to rip her clothes off and lets the light from the “still-glowing costume reflect off her bare breasts.”
There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out.
Dutch people will know..
- Now comes the monkey out of the sleeve!
- Unfortunately peanutbutter..
- I always get my sin.
- Better one bird in your hand than ten in the sky.
- Go your gang
- What's on the hand?
- Orange upstairs!
- We will see where the ship strands.
- You are my rock in the branding.
- ''Look there comes the steamboat..!''
- Hey can you hand me some peppernuts?
- Hey look, a black piet!
- ^
- hahahh im dying
- hahahhahahaha
- omg hahaha
- Pfffftt ahahaha pepernoten! Black Piet is van mij heheh
stop reblogging all things sulli! You make me want to want her more!!! >////< PLUS FTW!
Sulli is the most precious baby gal ever okay, who wouldn’t want her more! PLUS FOREVAAA
what if you become a magical girl and you don’t like your outfit
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
- Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
- Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
- Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
HUNGER GAMES THEME SONG
I have no clue but he's funny as fuck
LOL I FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHO IS THE GENIUS WHO CREATED IT?
“The Hunger Games Theme Song”
